Historically speaking, stealing Trump’s spotlight for 3 months is actually a contender for the record.

Hey I think I’ve seen this episode before!

I only want my meat to be raised by a cow on a feedlot while covered in manure and constantly smelling so awful, I would gag if I ever went. Then I want that cow’s greatest mental stimulation to be the one time he climbed on top of the 1 meter pile of manure and could see further than any other cow, and then proceed to stick his head back into the giant trough of corn that’s been pre-mixed with antibiotics because corn is not a natural food source for cows. That’s what meat is supposed to be, as god intended.

The doge website is filled with shit like “We saved a million dollars by cutting a program that feeds starving babies” and I just have to laugh. One million isn’t even enough for the average person to retire on, the government is operating at a $1.7 TRILLION deficit PER YEAR.

I like it, then you could make a black market for eggs, and people could conspicuously post that they acquired the coveted eggs through illicit means.

Trudeau should provide eggs on these conditions:

1. The egg cartons are labeled “a gift from your neighbors in Canada” with a flag on it
2. The american flag isn’t featured anywhere on it
3. Trump’s name and signature can’t be featured anywhere on it

Then send Trump the agreement for signature. Points #2 and #3 are obvious things to leave off a carton of eggs, until you tell Trump he can’t have them, then they’ll become a critical issue blocking his signature. Then go on Twitter and Truth Social and say “We have 2 billion eggs ready for you guys and Trump is refusing to let us send them” and let the shitstorm follow.

Ah, but if Johnson rallies votes behind him, he can negotiate the return of Tik Tok for personal gain, which is why everyone is there in the first place.

It just went back online

LAS CRUCES LET’S GOOOOO!!! NUMBER 5!!!

As a common point of confusion, Tom Cruise was surprised to receive a call from the Navy instead of the Air Force.

When they lost Chrimea, it was a total loss and a further war was inevitable. If you give up more territory for NATO membership, you can rest assured you won’t go to war again.

Mutually assured tariffs

I actually laughed when I read the headline for this reason.

Because republican presidents are famously good at improving the economy; https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2021/01/08/trump-jobs-record/

Self-contradiction is inherent to fascism and exclusionism. It is a feature, not a problem. It demonstrates that if you are something the fascists hate, you are immune from punishment if you simply support their cause. The more you support them, the more immune you are. Trump is immune from any criticism, whether it be adultery, rape, bigotry, stupidity, etc. The lower you are, the more you have to earn your protection in case they take control. This is their most important tool in recruitment, whether they understand it or not.

I had my sample destroyed the day they went public.

The only person I would suspect would lie about working at a McDonalds is actually Donald Trump because he is a compulsive liar and avoids having a stable relationship with reality. For literally anyone else, I don’t doubt it for a second, it’s just not worth lying about.

This, but for truckers and bikers. It never seems to occur to the truckers that bikers probably also own a car.

Good idea, that way, Taylor Swift can attend the games as well!

Sarah Palin was like a dog that peed on themselves because they’re an idiot. Vance is like a dog that bites their owner because they’re an idiot. Sure, Palin was dumb, but Vance is a real threat to all Americans.