That’s impressive.
Most impressive.
He can see useless postmenopausal women from his house.
“I can see Russia from my couch!” - JD Vance
He just needs parody porn about him and they are one in the same.
Jr. was high AF when he talked dad into this shlub.
Sarah Palin was like a dog that peed on themselves because they’re an idiot. Vance is like a dog that bites their owner because they’re an idiot. Sure, Palin was dumb, but Vance is a real threat to all Americans.
Don’t tell Kristi Noem. I bet she still keeps her favorite gravel pit in great condition, just in case.
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Palin was a joke because John McCain was at the top of the ticket.
If it was she was second to Trump and being groomed by the Heritage Foundation and their Project 2025, she would be scary too.
And there’s not going to be any porn parody about couchfucker
Have you tried JD Revanced? It’s much better than the original.
Made me chuckle, thx
So many patches needed to make it palatable.
Wait did we just find an exception to rule 34? I never thought I’d see the day…
You damn well know someone out there has drawn Vance absolutely raw dogging a leather couch and there’s nothing you can do about it.
The ultimate twist on the “casting couch” cliché.
Is the couch physically a couch or is it a person disguised as a couch?
So many options!
not going to be any porn parody
I’m surprised it hasn’t been made already.
Palin alienated anyone vaguely in the middle, but on the other hand she had at least some particular support that she brought distinct from McCain (basically Tea Party folks that were not particularly excited by establishment republican nor McCain).
Vance doesn’t have any particular support, he only gets indirect support for people who are “republican no matter what” or “MAGA all the way”, but those people were already covered by Trump. Even in his own state his margin of victory was much slimmer than the other republicans that swept Ohio in 2022, and Ohio’s not even a state considered to be a risk to Trump’s campaign.
He was just a tremendously bad choice with no strategic benefit. The VP pick should somehow provide some coverage for demographics not hit by the presidential candidate, and Trump instead went with someone with very limited popularity that is a strict subset of people already supporting Trump.
True, he only brings the few techno autocrats. Though that does bring money (though some of that money, like Elon’s, would have gone there anyway).
But he was picked because he’d do what Vance wouldn’t and overthrow the election.
he’d do what Vance wouldn’t and overthrow the election
Pence, Vance, shitty Underpants…
same, same but different…
She also brought in the evangelicals because she was one of them. And she had the same false piety the other evangelical darlings have.
Palin was at-least somewhat entertaining in her madness.
Palin at least gave grist for porn (nalin’ Palin). Furniture porn was hilarious before Vance, is still funnier without humans.
Palin was a joke. Vance is, frankly, scary.
Moreso if you are a couch.
I don’t agree completely. A lot of us were scared that old man McCain would win and die in office.
And he was only 72 at the time. Trump’s 78.
True, although he also had a history of cancer and other medical issues and cancer was what finally killed him. Being president ages you a lot unless you’re lazy as fuck like Trump. McCain was a lot of things, but lazy was not one of them. I think there was a decent chance he wouldn’t have survived his first term.
His greatest accomplishment.
It was not an easy feat, but he prevailed.
Indeed. This is a real achievement.
So you’re saying he’s less non-unpopular
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Common guys! It’s funny!
fyi it’s “come on”, but that’s a common mistake.
Thank you.
I mean, yeah, I would be fine with leaving Palin alone in a room with my furniture.
Imagine fucking a couch and then being popular…
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