I’m sorry, “misleadingly claimed…”? That’s just straight up fucking lying

Oh, 100%. There’s actually a metric in a lot of sandbox-type games called “TTP” (Time to Penis) which measures how fast players will draw a cock n balls after gaining control of their character

Didn’t fall for Original OP, but I fell for that one. Lmao

Yesterday and today feel like I’m reliving my mom’s election loss back in 2016. I was too young then to understand the weight behind what was going on at the time, although I did at least understand why Trump seemed like a dumb candidate. Anyways, I distinctly remember how when it was obvious that Hillary lost, even though she won the popular vote, that something wasn’t right. My mom was sobbing while looking for places to move into, since we were moving out anyways. Now, 8 years later, I’m having those exact same feelings as she did except with my boyfriend on my side, knowing very well that come January that if nothing happens, we could very well be one of his first targeted groups. I fucking hate this timeline, man.

The people at the Capitol are ready this time, right? Right‽

Isn’t that just poached eggs that have been jellified together?

Oh, you know it’s October when we’re bringing the spooky shitposts out. Like, I have spectrophobia, and I’ve had actual nightmares about this shit happening lol.

My mindset is that these people were tricked, and fell in far too deep. It’s like sunk cost fallacy: "I can’t say I’m wrong now, I’ve been the laughingstock of the family for 8 years! This time I’ll show 'em!

Crocodiles; do not swim here

So, if it were the original cells, then it would be autocannibalism, since these are cloned cells (from what I gather) it’s technically not the same thing. [Edit: Personally, it’s a bit of a tossup in my mind. I don’t think it’s unethical, but it’s still a weird thing]

Okay, but who’s in the 2% that want a president older than 75?!

They actually don’t just serve PPR, generally, every store will have Veranda (Light) and either Verona or Sumatra (Both dark) depending on the week you visit. Some stores even have decaf Pike now.

He’s an artist who sells his work at a convention center, like SDCC or Anime Expo.