What a bold decision to put yolks in that egg white omelet.
Omelette du Garbage
Presented in the new fashion of choice: Derelicte.
I don’t even understand what I’m looking at.
an omelett, but the eggs haven’t been stirred
I find this incredibly funny, still laughing, yet I’m not sure why
Oh, ok, I thought it was the various ingredients. I zoomed in and finally figured out it was merely different shots of the same thing.
🥚
1950s jello cake ass food crime. Wtf
Yes, I’d like one slice of the cake-ass please. No box, I’m gonna eat it here.
Nasty🤮
It’s just hard boiled eggs…not as appealing to look at but it’s fine.
Cut it into cubes and stick them with toothpicks and you can lie and say it’s a Barbarian hors d’oeuvre or some shit.
Nothing a little smoked paprika can’t fix.
They say anyone can cook. But that doesn’t mean that anyone should cook.
The only problem I have with this is if I eat this many eggs in one sitting I will be on bed for the next couple of days.
This is obviously meant to be a cake. You shouldn’t eat an entire cake.
In one sitting.
That… Actually takes some skill to do
This is … poetry…
Briemelet
Isn’t that just poached eggs that have been jellified together?
Isn’t it more like… Steamed eggs?
