It’s probably going to be cold hamberders again anyway.

Of course he would. Pigs of a leather grunt together.

More like “pnease net go”. 😅

Maybe she’s singing along to Total Eclipse of the Heart.

That’s some flowery prose right there.

You’re free to use your enormous wealth to secure a comfortable life for yourself and your ilk, just like they are.

That’s the logic. Law of the jungle. The strongest survive. And that’s why freedom absolutists are either moronic or evil.

Or maybe they don’t like hamberders. My first thought.

Funnily enough, this requires exactly the kind of pattern recognition skills that AIs are extremely good at. If I, as a musical layman, were challenged by this I would give AI a shot to solve it.

And a very merry Christmas to you as well!

Sort of a serious answer because I’m bored: You’re thinking of speeding up the air when what you should be thinking about is speeding up the waves. But then your waves are reaching you plenty fast already with latency being in the single digit ms range. Not much of a point in trying to accelerate that, really. You won’t notice anyway.

If you feel like your internet connection via Wi-Fi is slow then the bottleneck is probably not with the Wi-Fi part of your network but the Internet Access Point behind it. Or even further down the line.

Now this is based on the assumption that you are in a fairly typical network environment, i.e. using semi-current hardware with moderate, if any, electromagnetic interference in the area. If you’re living right next to a high voltage transformer station and using a router from 2008 then, yes, you’re going to have Wi-Fi performance issues.

But in most cases, people complaining about “slow Wi-Fi” are actually suffering from Internet connectivity issues.

Think of it this way: If you enjoy your McDonald’s from the local franchise but you can only get 100 burgers per hour from them (of course you need MOAR!) then upgrading your 320hp Camaro to a 400hp Mustang is not going to enable you to pick up appreciably more burgers from the drive through in the same amount of time.

Shiiit now I’ve got to take up smoking again. Just when I’ve been clean for 25 years.

We get it, you’re gay.

Oh, so we’re one GBU-15 and one executive order away from being rid of several of the most evil people in the country at once? Now all we need is for Dark Brandon to pull the trigger. As long as it is an official order, it isn’t even illegal. Supreme Court said so!

But you can’t kiss a duck on the lips from the word go. Just ask Neil Degrasse Tyson.

You know what doesn’t take effort? Writing stupid lists like that for other people to follow.

Boss is a lazy SOB.

Let me guess, it’s about…leather-upholstered furniture?

It’s like old people on Facebook. ORDER CORN

“Most US voters say” AKA Not Gonna Happen.

Hence their ongoing efforts to ban Critical Race Theory.

Or, or, hear me out: just close that cesspool right down to make the world a better place.