The Velour Fog

I haven’t ate McDonald’s in over a year and I don’t plan on it ever again. Doing my part!

From their lips to fate’s ears…

Likely a lot more than what is being reported.

Dammit I misread this as Ousted rather than Outed. Steven Cheung is a rancid excuse for a human being and I’d love for his smarmy dumb ass to be kicked to the curb. Though he’d surely be replaced with someone much worse.

Death’s claw machine grabs another prize.

Never went there, never will. Don’t like gambling with food poisoning.

Edit: some chipotle simps out here today lmao

Pedos of a feather, I guess.

SNAP benefits about to end while the orange shitstain starts his vanity project.

So bold of Trump to commute the first female Olympian to walk on Mars.

Or they’ll just say “your mom” because that’s a totally appropriate official government response now.

Imgur has been shitty for years at this point. They kept fucking with the UI when all I wanted to do was upload images and share the link. They should have stayed in their lane, not try to reinvent their platform as social media. Then their wholesale blocking of VPN traffic? Tired of that nonsense. I use imgbb now.

29 alleged lack of prenatal care;

So not only were they being punished for losing their baby, they were being punished for being too poor to afford healthcare.

What has this world come to?

She’s one that I’ve always admired, I loved reading about her and the things she taught us. Rest in peace, your life and work was a gift to us all.

I don’t understand the appeal of Starbucks. Their products are prohibitively expensive and aren’t even very good. It’s like the McDonald’s of coffee.

You can definitely tell now, especially looking at the length and content of commercials, that they know their primary audience is mostly old people having the TV on for company.

I watch broadcast TV at night. I actually rewatched The Office a few times with it.

There are perhaps dozens of us.

redundant, costly, politicized, and extraneous

Pretty good description of this administration, actually

Ah but when it comes to bribes from Trump you gotta make sure the check clears first.

Gotta make sure that motorcoach gratuity gets delivered first!

Lol my coworker was recently going on about how Trump was going to lower the retirement age.

Doubt he’ll ever see this news though.