Musk is pushing for drastic federal budget cuts targeting programs for vulnerable populations

Billionaire cuts services for the poor. Bears continue to shit in the woods. What next? The sun rises in the morning?

Hamburger is body parts, just squashed

Times are hard for all those folks who identify as attack helicopters. I wondered why we didn’t hear from them so often anymore, I guess now we know. Poor lil guys.

Shekel? Since when is that a hateful word…? It’s a currency!

Is anyone surprised?

10/10 callback to smooth sharks at the end there.

The games people play in my ass

20 years… In base 6?

No I will not fucking hear you out Jeremy

No thanks, I’ll stay home

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If you took all the racists and bigots in the world and put them in one country… It still wouldn’t be justified to wipe them out. I wouldn’t want to go to that country - it would certainly be among the worst places in the world - but I also wouldn’t suggest we invade and start murdering them.

Six weeks seems very short, all the services I’ve seen are three payments over three months.

We have to get Half Life: Eli and Half Life: Dog first.

You’re not wrong, I have 0 interest in anything McBranded

Neither of these looks good

No

I confess I sometimes put the beans in a small bowl and dip my toast in or scoop it on with a fork. Nonetheless, I refer to this and beans on toast.

Ah, man. I used to have a friend just like this. We’re still friendly these days, I just stopped drinking so I don’t get out until the wee hours anymore.

Seriously we’d walk down the street and every third person he would stop and chat to as if they were lifelong friends… Somehow even after knowing him for years every time it would be people I didn’t recognise. I assume he must have been dealing or something.

2016!? Jesus Christ I’m so sorry. Consider emigrating to Europe.