Victory in my ass. I like it…

No idea who that is, but I’d love to be her chiropractor. Talk about a repeat customer for life…

This otherwise insightful chart suffers from the lack of NOFX.

I laughed at the picture, showed it to my wife, she laughed, and then I checked the comments and realised that we’re too old for the Internet…

I first played Doom in 1995. And SimCity 2000. It indeed feels like 10 years ago.

Vance is Peter Thiel’s hand puppet, just like Trump is Musk’s. Thiel and Musk first came to serious money when they merged their companies to create PayPal, and since then they’ve been cooperating on various projects. Their current project is to establish corpo-feudalism in the US, and for that they need geopolitical isolation (Thiel’s job) and the dismantling of all social safetynets (Musk’s job). That’s all the context needed to understand Vance’s behaviour.

Not everyone has smartphones. And speaking of Covid, not having a smartphone bit me in the arse because many businesses only accepted digital vaccination certs. I survived that, though, and I’ll survive not giving business to places that require you to have a smartphone.

Dude looks more like Nic Cage than Gene Wilder. So, this movie is still doable, and I’d pay good money to see it.

Good choice.

Everyone is talking about taping, but the real MVP is baby wipes.

Spoiler alert: it’s already happened, and all the virtuous people already ascended to heaven.

Where’s the “four slices per freezer bag and keep in the freezer” option? Or am I just too good for this chart?

The picture doesn’t do justice to the evil that is sharting. Especially in the middle of a long run.

I’m inclined to believe it. I worked for a Wall Street firm when the stock market switched from fractional quotations to decimal. Lots of my coworkers printed out a conversion table from fractions to decimals, and even so often had problems figuring out which of two quotations was greater than the other one (in decimals). Those were smart people, but if you work with one system for so long, your brain gets hardwired and difficult to change.

I have tthe benefit of a smart watch, so I know my stats quite well. Over the long term, I average 13 breaths per minute, or 18,720 breaths per day. That translates into $936 per day. When not injured, I average 22,000 steps per day, which would get me $5500 per day (currently injured, so no running, so I’m down to 12,000 steps or $3000 per day). Breathing would win only if I averaged fewer than 3744 steps per day. I think I get more just walking to my corner newsagent and back.

As any Irish mammy will tell you, a flat, warm 7-Up is the cure for all childhood illnesses.