Welp, I have only now seen this post on the 19.09.2024.
I guess I did not only miss the notification, but also the rapture itself.
Imagine if what qualified to get raptured were believing in it. The world would be so much better without all those people!
HAPP EN
The miracle of prophecy is not related to the miracle of proper kerning.
Let’s start with a big-ass “H”!
The past is the past, surely more letters will fit in the same space!
I’m pretty sure my plans are fine. Jesus is going to take one look at us and turn around.
I think the Rapture was going to be happy before it was to happen.
It’s gonna be 10:12pm so we have time for a last meal still if you want before Jesus chucks everyone in the woodchipper. 😊
There were 666 likes to this post. I ruined it by turning it to 667!
Do we need any more proof that the rapture is over and we missed it?
Good thing I tried pegging for the first time tonight then! Ticked that one off the bucket list just in time!
Congrats on the pegging, happy for you.
Surely MORE letters will fit in the same space! Haha, this is the first thing I thought of https://youtu.be/GMp-MVI6xDs?si=-fws95UURq5_ziRt
Haha! Yeah right, this is like the ten thousandth time they’ve s
so nobody can know the date of the rapture, and if someone figures it out god’ll change it?
what if I make a website that just says “the rapture will be [current date +1]”
checkmate?
Hi guys, its the 19th here in Australia already and I can confirm that I have been Left Behind to suffer heck on earth for being a sinner and Im super over it already.
You sure everybody got raptured and you’re not just in Australia?
Batting .000 here religious sign guy.
I wish
