Hey, if it comes out looking like a turtle, you know who to blame

As someone who has 6 3d printers in his office, I feel this on a physical level.

Not really, that stuff tastes like shit

Plot twist, both options are only paid by in their respective coins. And payment is automatic: it falls on your head from a small portal.

Yea, this crap is making it harder and harder to make jokes. It’s like someone installed a mod in the simulation that makes reality go bonkers.

Hence forth this will be known as “Billiams law”

Well yah, because the space laser didn’t work!