To quote one of my favorite quarantine memes:

“I am Narcissus and this tiny little Zoom square is my lake.”

Y’all motherfuckers need fiber!

I want so badly to believe the Trump knowing it part of that, but I just think his head is too far up his own ass. I’m willing to bet he probably thinks he won by a record breaking landslide. I hate that mother fucker so goddamn much.

I gotta say, I did laugh though.

The boys are back in town in my ass

THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL

Somehow I think that makes it worse.

All these Republicans speak at the DNC… but are they out there saying these things to other Republicans? I’d be willing to bet lots of right wing voters won’t hear this message unless someone starts saying it through their regular communication channels. It’s preaching to the converted.

She looks like she’s 15 in this gif…

Wow I hadn’t even thought of it that way. For real.

“Aunt Bethany, does your cat by any chance like jello?”