You can impress her by leaving her the fuck alone.
/woooosh
I think it’s a long shot.
♪ Hinckley couldn’t shoot straight, hit a guy in the forehead ♪ :-(
Somebody else already tried. Since they stole your thunder, you’ll probably want to do something about that, first. To do that, step one is to acquire a time machine. Any time machine will do, but you’ll be going to the 80s so you’re gonna need to blend in, so I’d suggest one of the phone booth ones or the DeLorean.
This is good
She’s a 61 year old lesbian, with two adult kids, married to her wife of ten years. She’s a hugely respected actor who’s a household name, and undoubtedly has a net worth that could probably buy an island. I don’t think you’re gonna crack this nut, homie.
In case you missed the joke, this is a reference to how John Hinckley Jr shot Reagan because he thought it would impress Jodie Foster. It’s posted today because of the assassination attempt on Trump yesterday.
Just download a gay hookup app and have a dude deliver himself to your bed!
Throw your cum at her.
Top tier shitpost
Go big & pull the full Miggs… snarl suggestively about being able to smell her genitalia before chucking the goo.
Shoot the president
I don’t know, but I do know I’d kill Donald Regan to prove my love for Lisa Foster.
(You have no idea how many times I’ve seen this episode.)
What show is that?
Why it’s only the funniest TV show ever made!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mystery_Science_Theater_3000
Especially if you discount all the other comedy shows that don’t involve a person and their robot friends trapped in space being forced to watch cheesy movies.
My favorite episode was when they watched Zardoz, although I’m not 100% sure they ever did watch it - I may have just watched it by myself and imagined them saying stuff about it. Honestly, Sean Connery in a codpiece writes itself.
They never watched it.
thx
Long form article about John Hinckley Jr which is a very good read. https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2017/03/john-hinckley-is-out-of-the-mental-hospital.html
Aim for center mass.
Or bring a fucking scope
How many people are actually going to get this?
She looks like she’s 15 in this gif…
There’s a lot more implication to her reaction when you hear the question she was asked.
It’s become a meme called “lesbian silence” or “gay silence” or something, it’s supposed to represent a moment when a gay person can’t or doesn’t want to openly talk about their sexuality, so they just kinda - stay quiet like she does.
She was 16 or 17, so you’re not far off.
No she was 12 when cast and 13 when the film was released. (edit: unless the gif is from 4 years later)
This interview is from 1979.
Anyone who knows who Hickley was historically, as he was released recently, and there’s video of Regan doing his ‘missed me’ joke at rallies making it’s rounds ever few months, I’d say pretty much anyone with internet or reads the newspaper likely knows.
Get it? I remember it! I was only 4 or 5 years old, but my parents had the Newshour on every night and listened to NPR too.
I have no idea what this is about. Somebody care to explain?
The person who shot Ronald Reagan, their motive was wanting to impress Jodi Foster.
There’s this song by Wall of Voodoo called ‘‘Far Side of Crazy’’, go listen to that a few times then come back and read the rest of the comment.
spoiler
pretty cool song right?
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Anyway, It’s about John Hinckley, a lot of the lyrics were lifted from a sort of manafesto he wrote, he tried to assassinate Ronald Regan, he had a lot of mental health issues, and he watched Taxi Driver, and decided to do what he titular character does in the film by assassinating a politician, it’s not clear if he understood Jodie Foster was a seperate person from the character she played in the film, but his motivation was to impress her.
There are dozens of un old farts here.
I’m not old I just think it’s kinda funny that a man shot an evil President to woo a teenage lesbian
but maybe it will be a teachable moment for someone.
Just to be clear, you’re not a stalker? Because that’s really a very stalkery thing to ask.
We just locked up a guy for being stalkery with Holly Willoughby, so…
Its a reference to the guy who tried to shoot reagan cause he was obsessed with Jodie Foster.
Jodie Foster is in her sixties now. The best way to impress a woman like that is by promising to take her to the finest nursing home money can buy.
Also, being a lesbian will probably help.
