Harley Morenstein is the Sauce Boss

The girls in the picture are very clearly children. My guess is middle school, but they could be tiny highschoolers I guess 🤷. That doesn’t really matter though, because THEY ARE CHILDREN!

The children?

He didn’t even touch the Bible when he swore in this time. I doubt that means anything “legally speaking”, but I’m sure it meant something to him

I think that has to do with them not being able to advertise to children anymore

Let it go in my ass

I thought there was an ant standing on top of the turd, holding the giant pea up… I’m an idiot for a lot of reasons, and this is a pretty good demonstration of that

I’ve never touched a mechanical pencil that didn’t suck. 7 is awful, I don’t understand what people like about it. The only choice on this is 2.

Nope!

That sounds awful. Just take a wet shit. I did it as a kid more often than I wish I had to, but I’m glad I didn’t hold it in

This is very interesting. It’s my understanding that a lot of grunts in the military are big fans of Trump, so wouldn’t that throw a wrench in the gear? Even if that isn’t the case, the military falls under the executive branch, the president is their commander in chief. What does that mean when a state seceeds?

It would be nice, but unless California has a militia on the same level as the US military, it wouldn’t end well

Same for meatloaf

The frog and the chimp are iconic

The yolk is waaay too hard