Bidet all day baby
Shitting right after shower is the best 🚿🍑
Just do what I do - shit in the shower and beat it down the drain with your roommate’s toothbrush
Just shit in the shower and waffle stomp that thing down the drain…. Right?
Boys I got a live one for this from Google’s resident AI genius
Live what? Live 14 year old Reddit comment? Please dude lol
Still better than having to go right as you step under the water, and then having to perform a sacred rain dance to hold it in
That sounds awful. Just take a wet shit. I did it as a kid more often than I wish I had to, but I’m glad I didn’t hold it in
Looks like OP never bought a bidet during the great pandemic TP shortage.
Right back in the shower. When I’m at home and take a shit I jump in the shower 5 out of 10 times . Already got my pants almost off anyway
In my experience, shitting after a shower is usually a very clean shit, barely need to wipe at all
I’m just happy to get rid of that shit.
