At least there is a certain biological limit.
Unless he died years ago and has already been replaced with a younger double. I want this to be a joke but I don’t see why they couldn’t do that. The media and the Democrats wouldn’t call them out on this even if it were obvious.
Pedantoholic!
I know people have made this point before, but alcoholic is alcohol + ic, so someone addicted to work should be a workic.
I was doing my taxes one night on April 15th and while looking for my W2s I found a bag of weed that I had misplaced weeks before. I hadn’t smoked since I had lost it so I naturally toked up and completed my tax form (thank god for the 1040-EZ form). Then I drove to a post office that was open until midnight and had a drive-thru lane to accommodate us tax procrastinators. Then I drove through the drive-thru lane twice, each time giving the dude collecting envelopes a “what the fuck are you looking at?” scowl before realizing too late that he had a legitimate reason for looking at me. I managed to hand him my return on the third trip through the line and he just laughed.
i didn’t tailor the cover letter to the position
You should have printed it out and cut it into the shape of a shirt.
The girls that lived across the street from me had an Easy-Bake oven. Even as a kid I knew those little cakes were fucking terrible. I ate them anyway. Thank god for LED lightbulbs.
My car is a 2001 and has a CD player. Normally, this would preclude playing phone music (without that FM transmitter bullshit, at least), but this CD player was built to accommodate a 6-CD changer in the trunk, and you can buy a little gadget that plugs into the port for this and allows an aux jack to feed audio into the player. This worked great for me until my latest phone which has no audio port. My USB-C to 1/8" jack technically works, but the volume is way too low. So I’m back to burning CDs for my car.
Fun Eiffel Tower fact: for the 1893 Chicago world’s fair, Eiffel pitched building his tower again only twice as tall. The Chicago organizers passed and went with the Ferris Wheel instead, sparing us Eiffel Bueller’s Day Off.
You didn’t grow up in the Boston area, did you? Born around 1981?
I worked at a summer camp once and as I was processing a busload of 7-year-olds one of the kids got off, came right up to me and said “if you give me any trouble, I’m gonna rip off your head and shit down your throat.” I teared up.
My last landlord put a clause in the lease that made me responsible for any sewer line repairs. I was like what the fuck is this? He said it was because tenants tend to flush shit you shouldn’t flush and that’s why sewer lines need to be replaced. To his credit (sort of) he took that out when I said no way I was signing. He was a member of that species of landlord that just puts whatever into leases because some people will sign anything.
The one thing he did that I liked which surprisingly does not seem common in rental leases was to require me to purchase and maintain renter’s insurance. Not because he gave a shit about my stuff being stolen or lost in a fire (which renter’s insurance covers) but because it’s a source of coverage in the event of damage caused to the place by the renter. It was only like $15 a month so hardly a big deal.
Yeah, they’re pretty useful.
I drive a car from 2001, but my parents have new-ish cars that both have backup cameras. I spend most of my time driving them around in their cars, so often when I’m backing up in my own car I find myself staring uselessly at the center console.
I still think it’s possible that in 2016 they told him they were signing him up to play the President in a mockumentary. And that they still haven’t told him otherwise.
He’s a New York sculptor, which means it was $100,000 of his parents’ money.
“Fascistic” means like fascism. This isn’t like fascism, it is fascism.
I want to say it would have been better if he’d driven through it while there was water in it, but it’s nowhere near deep enough for that to be true.
trump full on drove his full motorcade into the reflecting pool
I assumed this was some kind of typo or something. They drove into the pool?
I’m not a billionaire … I’m THE billionaire.
This is what Mission BBQ is like, but add in the guilt trip to buy a $3 plastic drink cup “for the troops”. And the barbecue is not good. It’s not inedible or anything, it’s just that everything (including the sides) is loaded with sugar.