Brian Thompson - unconvicted mass murderer and father of two grown children.

This could be a good thing. Trump doesn’t realize he is stripping the ability of the 5th circuit to be assholes at scale.

Don’t let Americans cook means you don’t know about actual American food like gumbo, sausage gravy, chili, or tri tip (among dozens of other dishes). It’s a sad, bland world without American food.

Well, yeah. Once the species are gone the environment impact studies will come back clean. Industrial sprawl can’t harm extinct things!

What if we crowd fund an RV for each of them?

Good! Think of the money saved by not financing idiots who voted against their own interests. The nice thing about Trump is that he is determined to make fewer red state voters each time he is president. Whether it is downplaying the most dangerous plague of our times or taking the medical care from the people who didn’t die - he’s going to make sure there are fewer votes.

Fuck her. She chose that dick “for better or worse”

Real “Can’t fire me, I quit” energy.

Musk is a terrible leader with bad ideas. As time goes on even his biggest supporters see his decisions as ineffective and myopic with a tendency to hurt the people that gave him the mandate to do so much damage. Elon Musk is unable to form a good idea and unable to do any work himself. He is a sponge soaking up what’s around him and is such a sloppy mess of garbage juice that being in his orbit will leave a permanent stain on you.

I can’t wait to see what he does to rush Boeing into finishing Air Force One.

Well yeah. Did you see how he eats oatmeal? Now imagine that messy enthusiasm where it matters. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Literally my go-to direction for when I need to use “evacuate”.

But that’s why I want to go back…

An apple bottomed orange

You can really taste the camel! It’s Camelicious!

You know what they didn’t use? Triangles. Pyramids are aliens!

Prison healthcare seems primed for a Luigi. They should be better.

He isn’t their best.

I am wrong

Japan didn’t understand the assignment.

I could be wrong but that doesn’t look like a downspout. He’s storing pee in a decorative support column.