TrackinDaKraken

Wait till we learn how much the Luigi trial jurors are paid to hang him.

Pam Bondi is 60 years old. She gets weekly baby blood transfusions, and sleeps in a sensory deprivation pod.

(Only one of these things is verifiably true. The other two are just guesses… but probably.)

I’m gonna miss Danny.

Do you know how long it took me to figure out I’m stupid? What am I, stupid?

Oh, wait…

Well, this hurt. So, there’s that.

Who would’a thunk cops are really bad at reading the room?

I think this is the third time this pic has got me.

This should be illegal.

I often need to remind myself that Harry Potter, and Lord of the Rings are not recent movies.

It’s the same as being a kid in the 80s, which I was, and thinking The Seven Year Itch was a recent movie. Now, I had seen that movie on TV, because my parents liked it, and I thought it was funny, but never did I think of it as “recent”.

Still, you can’t tell me that Harry Potter movies didn’t happen in the last ten years.

I’m an accelerationist, when it comes to this situation. Let’s get the super-villain phase over with and move on to final scene.

So, do I get back everything I paid into it for the past 40 years? Is that part of the plan? If not, who gets that money, let me guess.

We should also get rid of starter motors. Who needs them? We can just hand crank the car to start it, like real men did back in the day.

No one who voted for these assholes read Project 2025. They bought all the lies, because Trump said he hates the people they hate, and everything said against him was “fake news”.

The morons doomed us all to dealing with the fucking billionaires in direct control of our government.

If the filthy rich know anything, it’s that quashing one’s personal morals takes money.

Just recite a classic copypasta.