Great!

Now what? I’m guessing nothing will change.

One of the boomers you should be focused on instead:

They can easily delay this for a couple of years while they plan, commission an artist, reject the artist’s proposal maquette, commission a new artist, etc.

TIL Ron Jeremy is still alive. I could have sworn he died a few years back.

12 ounces (350ml) or 16 ounces (470ml) would be typical for an American beer.

If the guy can reach 6 feet with “thick soles”, he’s not small, so probably the 16 ounce beer as a draft, rather than the 12 ounce beer which is typical for a bottle.

The inspector allows a certain amount of misses

I have much worse in one spot (that I can see) in my garage. No telling how bad it gets inside the walls. About halfway down from the top the staples appear and veer off in a curve to the bottom at which point they’re a good five inches off the target. It’s pretty funny.

Also, just so everyone knows, those staples hold extremely well. They have an adhesive on them. They hold better than nails.

I thought about screenshotting the worst and compiling them into one image, but this seemed good enough.

Those are participation awards, in essence. They get them for attending ceremonies and the like, of course, they have no choice but to attend.

Yeah, yeah, but what’s with the fence between the hot tub and the pool?

What’s so strange? Stevie just wanted something to remind him of his friend.

I cut way back on cheese because of the salt, also it’s expensive and high in calories. I could easily go through a large block (or even two--8000 calories!) of sharp cheddar in a week, and that was too much.

This is why I gave up red meat, and processed meat:

https://health.clevelandclinic.org/is-red-meat-bad-for-you

Here’s something you may not realize: The International Agency for Research on Cancer (IARC) classifies red meat as a Group 2A carcinogen, which is described as “probably carcinogenic to humans.” Carcinogens are substances with cancer-causing potential.

A review of studies on the relationship between red meat and cancer found that eating high levels of red meat is associated with a higher risk of:

Breast cancer
Colorectal cancer
Uterine cancer
Hepatocellular carcinoma
Lung cancer

That’s not all: Processed meats are categorized as level 1 carcinogens. This puts them in the same category as cigarettes and asbestos and means they’re known to increase your risk of cancer.

Aftermarket 360 surround cameras and mics for cars are available. Along with Zuckerberg’s pervert glasses, this would give you better video of a traffic stop than cops have.

I left two onions and four apples at the self-checkout yesterday after paying for them. Just forgot to put the bag in the cart. They could easily credit my account having been informed by the next customer, but no, they won’t. They’ll put them back on the shelf and sell them again.

One good thing will come from this. More Americans will learn that New Mexico is a U.S. state.

You do, you just don’t know you do.

You also like egg salad sandwiches, made with Miracle Whip instead of mayo. With American cheese, and mustard.

Come on, admit it.

Found the vegan.

I’d like to see him live just long enough to watch everything he did get undone.

Sadly, I don’t I’ll even live that long.,

It’s backwards. That says Jana [loves]. The question is who does Jana love?

/s

They wouldn’t want me around after eating that many eggs, anyway.

It’s hard to come back from bad cosmetic surgery. I didn’t recognize this asshole the first time I saw him like this.

I’m always reminded of how Jennifer Grey ruined her career by getting a nose job.