Can’t, I’m allergic, or at least I would assume I am I’ve never actually been outside to check but I can’t take that risk.

Grass is frozen, got frost bite.

There’s only snow outside now where live in Norway. I cannot touch grass, but I can shovel my drive way. Does that count?

Last time I was outside didn’t end well…

E: words

I can confirm that touching graas multiple times a day does not fix the urge to shit post. It does make it more relaxing though.

Last time I went outside a LOOOOT of people died…I think I’ll stay here for now.

I keep a bit of grass in a tray at my desk, specifically for this reason!

It’s fucking 500 AQI outside. I am gonna die if I go outside ( ; ω ; )

It’s -20, I’ll have to dig out some grass.

No you can’t make me!

Allergic.

-“Atchoom!”

It’s snowing 😭

All grass users should touch Lemmy just to see what happens