Diplomjodler

All press inquiries will be answered with a poop emoji.

I hope your mom is enjoying her new dildo.

Calling this a clown show is an insult to clowns. I guess we’ll have to invent new words to describe the exploits of the current US administration.

System works as designed. Americans voted a bunch of known obvious traitors into office. Now they’re selling out the country. What’s there to be surprised about?

The leopards are having trouble keeping up with all the faces to eat.

I sure hope you’re right.

They will do whatever the Führer tells them. It’s naive to assume otherwise. Just look at history.

Constitutional crisis my ass. The US constitution went out of the window long ago. All those idiots pretending that things are somehow normal are just helping the fascist takeover.

Following the Nazi playbook to a t.

Soon they will be mandatory.

What if I told you that all words are made up?

Maybe I’d find some people to use the other ones.

What made you think that? It was always a transparent lie.

They don’t do logic in the present day US.

Because it doesn’t express support for fascism.

I think letting everybody have a gun is absolutely moronic. But if i was living in the US right now i would definitely be stocking up on assault rifles and ammo.

They always could, they just never did it because they weren’t a bunch of moronic toddlers.

It was obviously the gay, woke, communist, globalist transdimensional space vampires!

Aww, he’s so modest, isn’t he?

I’ve driven manual for over 30 years. Back in the day automatic transmissions were slow, clunky and inefficient. When I first tried modern one, I was instantly converted. Like, I also don’t want to manually adjust rotation speed on my washing machine, why would I do it in the car? Driving electric takes it to a whole new level. It just frees up mind share for concentrating on traffic. There’s no guarantee people will actually do that, of course. And if you think that things that are subconscious don’t take up mind share, you don’t know much about how the brain works. And if you think drivers on manual are less distracted, I have news for you too. I guess you live in the US, where driving manual is a choice. Here it’s mainly in cheaper, older cars which are driven by people who don’t much care about cars or driving.