Diplomjodler

I bet they’ll forget my double guacamole again!

If that’s so obvious, then why not state it clearly on the packaging?

Just wait until Mr. Poopypants comes calling.

He’s only into raping children and financial crimes.

Having the day we voted for, are we?

No

Kakistocracy in action

This dihydrogen-monoxide stuff is 100% deadly, it doesn’t just make you pee.

Trying to combat drug addiction through policing has been proven ineffective time and time again. You may want to rethink that one.

Foundation game on point.

Those flies totally had it coming!

Just give it a few thousand years.

This is a prime example of working in an office. You don’t need to be autistic to do that.

Awww, Guwutine-chan is so cute!

That’s about how my kitchen looks right now. And I just made something quick and simple.

That’s an essential qualification in those circles.

They accomplished a lot:

• Throw a lifeline to Putin in the form of higher oil prices.
• Further undermine the international standing of the US.
• Make a complete mockery of whatever rules based order they’ve pretended to support.
• Encourage Xi to move against Taiwan.

The dismantling of the American empire is proceeding according to plan.

Who could possibly have foreseen this?

Amen, brother!

I’d sooo watch that!