You cannot be the one person who constantly suffers throughout your entire life because you made one poor decision while intoxicated once, while this guy literally has billions, and is the richest person on earth. The news is covering him, and making fucking fake excuses for him.

“Roman salute”

No.

Fuck this guy. Let him be the most sober person who did what he did, when he did it. No excuses.

You want to know what bothers me with this chart? What has always bothered me, is it does not mention the twist-tie that comes with the bread when purchased.

Where is it? Where.

P.s. if you say it’s the clip, that is clearly a chip bag clip, meant for chip bags. That clip does not come with the bread bag.

P.s.s. Make the FUCKING TWIST-TIE that comes with the bread true natural. Any deviation from it becomes a different part of the chart. Fuck off rubber band method. Replace the bottle cap method. (Who uses the bottle cap + ring method anyway? That should be in the ‘psychopath waisting energy and justifying it with internet logic’ level of evil category.)

I saw it on r/watchpeopledieinside. I saved the video from the post. It was beautiful to see. The moment he broke down and claimed there was a lost connection was when “YOU HAVE NO REAL FRIENDS AND YOU’LL DIE ALONE” entered the chat. Use YouTube to watch it.