Get fucked loser

Sorry bud, but she in my Dm’s too

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My grandma had a painting of a woman playing a guitar underneath a tree by a river that gave me nightmares, idk why but that painting put the fear of god in me

Are you child cause I really want to

Wait nvm

That’ll get you literally nowhere. Someone with deep pockets would be the only option to sue em, even then, they’ll just counter sue for defamation and drown you in legal fees

He’s the most frumpy looking dude on earth

Retirement is nothing but a fantasy. I own a home and the only way I can think of Retirement is if I sell it, then what though??? Live under an overpass slamming heroin every night just to stay warm?? I won’t rule it out but still

Dear Jesus, plz flood the earth amen

I wonder how massive dinosaurs had sex. Those big ass tails would be hella in the way

I had a female bun make a burrow in my backyard underneath a brush pile i had going. She gave birth to about 4 to 6 baby buns. I had no idea they were there, as I’ve never seen a bunny in my yard, not even once in the 12 years I’ve lived here.

Well spring came and needed to to start cleaning up the yard so I start weed eating around said brush pile.

The noise i was making scared alll the baby buns and they came running out of their home. I hit one with weed eater by accident. It laid there breathing heavily bleeding and unable to run. I gave it 30 minutes to see if it would get up and run away. It never got up.

So I did what needed to be done and put the little baby out of its misery. I smashed it with a very large rock, very swift and quickly. That was hard to do.

I held a funeral for it and buried it in my yard. Rest in peace little bun, im so sorry 😞

Only tall folks get the glory hole??

That’s like discrimination or whatever

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I like to sneak up behind my friend and grab him up super tight and scream struggle snuggle time while he fights and claws to get away. He says he hates it but we both know he lyin

By accidentally liking a 4 year old post at 2 am of them at the lake

I would be absolutely thrilled to try mdma therapy. Too bad maps keeps getting blocked by legislature with big pharma in their pockets

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Eh, shit like this is pretty common when the customer wants it done quickly and cheap. As that’s an office setting I can almost guarantee that’s what was asked

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Sex in any sort of water scenario is way overrated. Give me the bed,floor, couch pretty anywhere but water