I’m not religious but I also have nothing against people who are. But I never understood how the most popular Christian symbol is a guy being executed

Why does this look like the inside of a freezer?

Any loophole where you can make Jesus super fucking sexy so both you and your grandma can be happy with the wall candy?

My grandma had a painting of a woman playing a guitar underneath a tree by a river that gave me nightmares, idk why but that painting put the fear of god in me

Really hard to sleep with you dancing like that Jesus

So glad my country is catholic and my grandma was a big fan of Mary. I’d take a pious looking mum type in a veil over a buff dude in undies being tortured any day.