Cyrus Draegur

Pentel.

Always.

I prefer the p20x series personally but just about every mech pencil I’ve ever used from them has been excellent

Thanks I hate it

nobody knows bitches like a dog, i suppose.

jrduu voons

the best thing for the world right now would be for america to suffer the consequences of its poor decisions. the beatings must continue until we start making better decisions.

Richard Visage

if i had a nickel for every deep-voiced woman named Elizabeth wrapped up in a massive fraudulent enterprise, I’d have ten cents but it’s still weird that it happened twice

(the other liz)

this is America.

a zombie state that doesn’t realize it’s already dead.

and nobody is willing to do what must be done to stop it.

Park like that and it’ll get impounded. Believe me when I say the impound bill will be higher than the worth of the vehicle. Even surrendering the title to the towing company may only take fifty dollars off it for sparing them some paperwork. You’ll still be in debt or sent to collections. Don’t risk it.

But the problem is, the mainstream and government are calling him a “terrorist” and “terrorists” don’t have rights; under the USAPATRIOT Act, they are “enemy combatants” and the only thing they get is extrajudicial imprisonment and daily torture"simulated drowning".

Aliens are not attacking.

The drones have hurt no one.

They are merely paying more attention now.

Perhaps if society kills more CEOs, they will finally consider us sapient and establish contact.

This behavior on the part of the authorities sure as fuck won’t make it less likely that SOMEBODY will want to exterminate the billionaire filth

If only he’d fucking stay down.

Let’s not warn or threaten, actually; it spoils the element of surprise.

Ideally, the enemy should never see it coming.

I like public restroom doors that have a handle like protrusion down near the bottom for your foot

Let’s increase each one’s pay by exactly three aerodynamic chunks of lead, to be deposited directly into their brainpans at supersonic speeds.

I got a girlfriend in 2023

The experience was mid.

She’s cool and we still hang out sometimes but being in a relationship kinda sucked and I’m glad we reloaded the friend save state.

I’m just not cut out for being someone’s only partner.

Mom when I asked for a puppy: “you aren’t ready for that kind of responsibility.”

Me when Mom asks for grandkids: “I’m not ready for that kind of responsibility ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯”

Here’s a tip: organize with your fellow workers and exercise your first amendment right to peaceably assemble and petition for the redress of grievance that comprises not getting paid enough.

Call it a free speech club so you can call any scab who tries to hassle you about it unamerican communist traitor scum who hate civil rights and American freedom.

He’s above law so the law is beneath him.

But nothing is beneath him so the law means nothing.