Probably because of the 14 beers.
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Branbape, luifids nedeed. Hydratede. Bambulanmps.
My favorite meme is “14 beers at chili’s” and they do not have a VIP section.
I showed up pretty drunk to a certain party many years ago, spun a little wheel a bunch of people warned me not to spin. Took a shot. Shot had LSD in it. Held on to the front yard so I wouldnt fall off.
Black out drunk trip is significantly less fun than regular fun times trip.
It was Halloween, got free drugs, had bad time. The end.
I’ll have been dead for about 8 million years
ElChinchilla@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•That’s just unrealistic… too few poop breaks.
7·1 month agoThis meme is pretty wildly accurate to my last pay negotiation. (Tried nicely for 1 year, ultimately had to quit for them to take me seriously, don’t recommend doing this if you aren’t ready and prepared financially.)
I had the 8 hour day package +1% bonus raise 9 hour 1.1% Until emails stop 2%
They opted for the cheapest. People are still confused months later why i stop responding at 3:01 PM.
Now with 40% more anus
ElChinchilla@lemmy.worldto
News@lemmy.world•The CEO who fired 900 people on Zoom just before Christmas wants his job back
1·2 months agoPro level whining. I wish Sarah wouldve ran with her whistle blower lawsuit instead of settling. Vishal is a grade a clownshow
Disillusionment is real. Personally been a pretty pretty depressing journey, I wasn’t even that “tricked” by the whole thing to begin with. But the last 20 years have been just outside of reality. Obama was a great orator and led with a calm poise, but our global policy was still unrelenting.