Mine is “Spend the night in my ass”

They all look like pencils to me.

I know its terrible but I really enjoy the hell-like conditions. Life is a lot more thrilling under a tornado warning

Road crews carry the world on their SHOULDERS. haha punny

we got dictator petplay before gta 6

And he’ll get that access, I guarantee it. Hope I’m wrong.

Well of course, Musk loves open source!

Susan is in HR, not Hannah

What is Hannah’s negative trait?

Costco has, notoriously, been very “woke”

Like seizing the means of $1.50 hotdog production?

Holy shit

Okay well maybe not the 17 year old

Edit: hmm… depends on context

Duct tape fixes everything

I can’t help but feel like they could just put something in the regular Sudafed to make it not methy

Sudafed is not “methy”, but it can be used to make meth

Support more obscure artists in general, doesn’t have to be local. Bandcamp is great.

I forgot about Sisyphus for a second and thought Syphilis at first.

I was just never taught how to back in to a parking spot.

A Marriott hotel was literally destroyed in 9/11 too.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marriott_World_Trade_Center