Wallace is my boy! We ride or die together!
I can’t fucking stand the zeal today’s youth has for life.
Tough crowd. I would go with the farter. Everyone farts.
Uno reverse challenge: It’s your job to allocate two of these people to the same office, and if one of them quits, gets fired, or dies you get that office to yourself. Which two do you pair up for the fastest vacancy and why?
Anyone but Susan.
You shouldn’t steal memes from the meme museum
Can I work from home instead?
Absolutely Wallace. He looks like he prefers to work in dead silence - thumbs up.
Gotta be careful with that. I shared an office with an old guy once and had to bring headphones. We wouldn’t talk, but he would constantly make old man noises. Coughs, grunts, snorts, etc. If I didn’t block them out, they would drive me crazy like nails on a chalkboard. That said, the guy himself was really cool and I loved working with him otherwise.
‘Best friend I ever had. We still never talk sometimes.’
Dayzie or Wallace. They both seem pretty easy.
Aww, probably Hannah. As much as I would want to be surly or jealous of someone else finding their person, I could use some positivity in my life.
Meh Dayzie or Caleb, I don’t use deodorant and I do a bunch of exercise. Exercise then shower, and I have a smell, but it doesn’t smell bad. Most people just smell like people unless they aren’t taking care of themselves.
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Be careful, I had a friend who only listened to Nine Inch Nails. I really liked NIN. His obsession was too much. I hung out with him a lot growing up, like sleepovers every other weekend stuff like that. When I did sleep over, he could only go to sleep by putting on a NIN cd on repeat… let’s just say it’s been over 20 years since that, and I still have no interest to ever listen to them again. I like Radiohead and would not want this same fate for them.
If the worst part of Dayzie is possibly smelling bad, then I’ll take her. I work with someone now who is Indian. Great guy, but I try not to get close… being a cube or 2 away, I barely smell it, so this seems like the best option. Plus, she looks cute. Sorry if that’s offensive to say or inappropriate these days, but oh well.
I think this post was vaguely sexist and racist but on the other hand, it also wasn’t funny or interesting either.
Wallace or Susan. Almost every place I’ve been HR is the freakiest of the groups and generally doesn’t care. (And yes that’s annecdotal and I’m sure there will be others who say they’re the worst)
I’ll go with Lewis. Him and I can do a great duet with our farting generator.
I know this is a joke but most of these seem fine to me
Now tell me why you’re on this list?
I’m like 100
