Emotional support animal: please do not pet

This is a real honk mimimimimi honk mimimimimi moment

Same as it ever was

That went from funny to sad real quick

Same. Purple is a great color (grape flavored) and it’s one of the smallest so I’ll be done sooner

I feel like there’s a caption cropped out

Food poisoning cares not for your hydration levels

That’s cool and all but does it work for kissing boys?

Cum aside, the “B” being a stack of books is clever

Missionary is great for important stuff, like saying “I love you”, “we’re getting low on cheese”, and “you smell like your sister”

Even the floor is sad

Me talking to my brain when I’m trying to sleep

The perfect gift for that 1 family member you just absolutely can’t stand being I the same house with

Shut the fuck up Mario, Luigi is hot! You’re the ugly one here!

Ignoring Sadam, it always fucks me up that my arm bones cross. Like wtf whyyy

I bet not, you only think about yourself

Because the one on the right is funnier