Like it or not, this is peak male performance
bonus question: where’s the nipples?
bro how did I get sensory overload from a black and white image
That’s why I read this shit with fan colorings. I think my brain would literally not be able to process what’s going on without it
Bloody One Piece.
Hands would be a lot less evolutionarily useful if they couldn’t reach your mouth.
Neither. The neck is the long part, and do horse-based centaurs have horse necks?
Giraffe centaurs would be underwhelming.
Fuck, this really opened my eyes. You ruined giraffe centaurs for me. D:
What in the fresh hell is this? 💀
Centaur World is a story about a war horse that accidentally falls into Centaur World full of happy cartoon centaurs that happen to speak horse or whatever.
They speak English. Horse is magicked with the ability to speak by going to CW
Centaur World is incredible. Best kids show I’ve seen as an adult. They need your viewership to make more crazy stuff.
That’s Derpleton from Centaurworld. Is a weird, but good show. Would recommend.
I felt ridiculous watching it but it was so good. It’s the sort of show I plan to pull out to be the fun aunt alongside Avatar. I didn’t expect for it to make me cry but it did
Came here to post this
Giraffes are Artiodactyla like cattle so they would be closer in minotaur style than the Perissodactyla centaur style. Two hoofed legs, human upper body, long neck and giraffe head.
The right one. A centaur is a horse with a human torso replacing the horse’s neck & head. So it’s one of those humans with the long torso, you know the type.
the left one would look sick with some shades
Officially the first post I really laughed on lemmy! The future seems bright! 🤣
I say the left but double the length of the arms.
Why not scale up the size of the human so it fits with both solutions?
It’s funnier this way?
this
The left one. It’s the Giraffe’s neck that’s long. Not their torso.
Edit: See Derpleton from Centaurworld.
How does he pick his nose or brush his teeth?
Giraffes have extremely long tongues
Counterargument: a centaur is a human torso on a horse’s neck, so it’s the right one
But the human portion has normal human proportions (though potentially scaled up a little). Why would being on a giraffe’s body change that?
Because the one on the right is funnier
Exactly, the left one warps the human proportions while the left one extends the giraffe neck that connects with the human torso. The right one is more natural.
A giraffe is a horse with a long neck.
A giraffe centaur is a centaur with a long neck.
QED
A centaur is a horse with human torso after the neck, so a giraffe centaur is a horse with a long neck and a human torso after the neck. Right is justice.
What if horses are instead giraffes with short necks? Checkmate atheists
the correct answer is both.
the one on the right bullies the more feminine one on the left who’s always sticking his nose in other people’s business.
