The first one lets you turn K on or off

Great, now I’ll have to add my own lead

If he would just get on board with vaccines and generally not be crazy, he might actually do some good here in other areas. Too bad we can’t have a non-crazed person do some of these things

They must be driving around seeing all these Harris and Trump yard signs being so confused

I’m so tired of this guy

Who is Jeeves and why would I ask him instead of my parents?

The Blart of the peel

I feel like I only ever won this like 2 or 3 times total

Better than Dogg Soup

Not that there’s a good reason for ever doing this, but why did this person punch him at all?

The first country to do both should win something special

I have always said that setting yourself on fire is bad for your health, and this just proves my point.

I’m still using a password shared with me, no issues at all.

Angry Ellen Degeneres in that last one

You have 7 days until that happens, chill out

JUST LOOK AT THE BUTTON AND TAP YOUR FINGERS TOGETHER BROTHER, oh yeahhh!

Do you have an iPhone? You can make your own!

Settings > sound & haptics > [pick any tone] > haptics (at the top) > create new vibration

How much you spending on custom vibration patterns?

It would seem most construction projects rely on a boat not ramming into it

I did nearly all of my shopping at Aldi when I was unemployed. Now I have a job and Aldi is still great, no reason to spend more at other grocery stores. I genuinely like a lot of their store brand stuff too