Egyptian lover, baby

https://youtu.be/XLerZi6mDmk?is=FY8oN7yzJMKVytka

“The mice were furious.” -Slartibartfast

You’ve got to lick it before you stick it might work well for diabetic testing strips

My mother every time I was around her high as a teenager - Do you have a cold? Are your allergies bothering you?

I haven’t played video games since the Atari 2600. You kids don’t know!! Back in my day I had to walk ten miles in the snow for a hit of ecstacy

One time at band camp…

If your kink don’t stink then it ain’t shit

Which prison are you being held in?

Chris Noth - the bad mutha fucka

<cue Benny Hill music>

When you’re a sadist with a sense of humor

That’s a dangerous level of internalized self-loathing repression

https://youtu.be/Z5QKOsSEw18

I saw the writing on the wall seventeen years ago and at 40 moved with my husband (we’re a gay couple) and our then 5 yr old daughter to Northampton, Massachusetts. We had lived in Texas our entire lives (I’m from Ft Worth, he’s from Abilene), so we were no strangers to racism. But the racism that came out during Obama’s first presidential run told me it was time to flee. Texas was certainly no place we wanted to raise our daughter. We wound up moving to Vermont a couple of years later. And eventually we settled in upstate NY in 2016. We prefer the more liberal New England states but cannot afford them. Upstate NY gives us a reasonable cost of living, along with all the lgbtq state protections that put our minds at rest. Well, as ‘at rest’ as one can be with Cankles McTaco Tits in the Oval Office right now.

Ah, yes. I believe it was in the Book Of John that Jesus teleported from Jerusalem to a Waffle House in West Virginia. One of the holiest of days 🙏