If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again…

Just do what I do - shit in the shower and beat it down the drain with your roommate’s toothbrush

Yeah. Everybody knows veterans are the woke enemy. (Leopards meet face)

Omg. This is so me, minus the cigarette. (Insert an edible instead.) It’s so painful that I have them delivered now.

In thru the out door

I don’t know if this is true but I’ve heard that elections have consequences. Probably just some more woke shit though.

It’s a Trapper Keeper!