It’s fun while it lasts!

Funnily enough, there’s actually hostoric precedent for trying. Emphasis on trying.

My dad once made a homemade smoker out of an old dishwasher, and smoked salmon was one of the dishes we cooked in it!

Why is it whenever I want to vibe with shitposts, it’s always a .ml account ruins the vibe?

1. Brexit was clever wordplay, every proposal since hasn’t been. Fuckin “Calexit”, do better.

2. Yeah, you don’t get to just leave a country. Believe it or not, there was actually at least one war about that!

3. Fuck CBS for their cancer ass website.

I understood, I just don’t believe in /s’ when shitposting

Yeah, I got some pizza delivered during yesterday’s snowstorm. Fuck tipping culture, my tip for the driver was to reccomend they get a better job that doesn’t have them driving in a blizzard.

Keeper; Keeper the fuck away from me

Why is Gamora?

True

Elrond: “I am half-man, It’s not racist”

Hahahaha. What a story, Mark!

Lemmyshitpost

20 something

Sweater wont keep you alive

Wait till you hear about the latest tech: two sweaters!

Imagine how much nicer it would be if they weren’t just drawing a mid ocean in a pretty mid winter

Ayo internet understand shitposts.

Damn, I always thought it was called Shreckoslovakia, my history books growing up were sadly outdated :'(

Shit, they’re on to me!

Back on the old place I subbed to the religious meme subs of all the religions I did not beleive in, because they actually had fire memes, rather than the Atheist sub cringers.