Did you poop today? If so then you are a life giving god to about 5.1*10^13 bacteria per average dump
Sources: https://bionumbers.hms.harvard.edu/bionumber.aspx?id=112998
When you think about it we’re kinda like worms. Stuff goes in the front end and shit goes out the back end. Day in and day out
I am 41. I’ve worked the same job for 20 years and I do this, this hits deep…
generate new wage slaves for exploitation.
No one is desperate enough to do it with me.
But that’s OK cause I’m childfree.
“Go to the gym it’ll help you sleep” Me after going to the gym and my body feeling activated for a whole another day of running behind prey
Going to the gym involves lifting heavy weights.
That what not-we want us to do, yeah. Many thousands of years since humans appeared on the planet, maybe it is time to say “no”, one by one
Why is it whenever I want to vibe with shitposts, it’s always a .ml account ruins the vibe?
