They mudbugs.

Something’s fucky.

And they say he ran awaaaaay… BRANDED!

Thanks for your business. We’ll just leave these externalities here for you to enjoy.

Coffee beans

Always stop with the 239th bean.

Al Green performed a version with Booker T and the MGs. But yep, Sam Cooke wrote it.

Is he trying to tell us Change Is Gonna Come?

For further entertainment at the end of the world, see “More” by Mark Osborne.

https://youtu.be/cCeeTfsm8bk

The problem is that some folks want the freedom to ignore yours and are willing to act on that desire.

Yeah, this ain’t a real thing. Ships encounter waves and nobody is trying to dodge loose cannonballs while dealing with rough seas.

The media is going to supermoon disease outbreaks until everyone stops listening.

Some dudes live their whole lives afraid their balls will fall off and roll away if they eat anything but brown meat.

WARNING: Dunkin Donuts can expose you to chemicals including Dihydrogen Monoxide, which is known to the State of California to cause cancer. For more information go to www.P65Warnings.ca.gov.

It’s because they would charge you for air if they could.

No need to cook it perfectly, just sufficiently. Nobody lets me grill the chicken because mine is good and sterile all the way through. It’s also dry, so a ways past “perfect”. But I also know how to make gravy, so it’s all good.

I call Rockapella to the stand.