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merari42@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 months ago

And stupid me always taught that injecting yourself with radioactive donuts causes cancer

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And stupid me always taught that injecting yourself with radioactive donuts causes cancer

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merari42@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 months ago
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  • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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    10 months ago

    Must be in Massachusetts

    • Wes4Humanity@lemm.ee
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      Grew up in New England. My friend moved to Montana, and was absolutely bullshit that there wasn’t a Dunks on every corner… New England runs in Dunks, the rest of the US not so much. He felt like the “America runs in Dunks” ads we’d seen or whole lives were a lie, and so our whole lives were a lie lol

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    WARNING: Dunkin Donuts can expose you to chemicals including Dihydrogen Monoxide, which is known to the State of California to cause cancer. For more information go to www.P65Warnings.ca.gov.

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      I’m not sure how to find it on the site 😞
      I wanted to find it on the site

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      You typoed that link lol. www.P65-Warnings.ca.gov

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        Hmm…

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      Not only that, it can cause asphyxiation when inhaled and is known to have a yearly death toll easily in the ten thousands.

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    No the radioactive donut globulettes bind to cancer cells and all other types of cells.

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      That’s literally why it’s called creamotherapy.

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    Careful, if you get bitten by a radioactive donut it turns you into a Simpson!

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      D’Oh

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    Their food is toxic enough to cure your cancer.

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    Should have an extra line or two for Dialysis and diabetes clinic.

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    Oh do they sponsor those gross radioactive eggs they use for tests?

    If not COULD THEY and add salt?

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