Just a heads up that beating your boss will leave a bruise but go ahead and do it anyways

I wonder if the next pope installed will be more conservative since that’s hot at the moment

I know a few Catholics in my family turned on the current pope at some point

Feel like as in introvert small talk is the best

Getting to shoot the shit with someone knowing you won’t be trapped in the convo for long

Also the tiny box of firecrackers as “82 FIREWORKS”

It’s basically cop drug bust math

I mean tbf they opened a box of those individual firecrackers and counted each one lol

Guess it sounds scarier than some knives and a box of firecrackers

The perfect weapon to poke holes into the drywall of your friends parent’s basement

Billion user platform that’s popular with young people has young people interested in easy to get drugs. Won’t someone think of the children

Getting strong “MTV made my child addicted to the devils lettuce” vibes from these comments

$2.50 Cones were my breaking point. The tourist trap general store next to me does a decent waffle cone for $4.

I’m in the oldest bracket of millennials and I feel like I grew up with everyone shouting that our children would grow up in a hellish burning world.

My wife and I decided pretty early on that we’d rather live the good DINK life.

I use my credit cards for everything I purchase because I get some cash back or other incentives along with fraud protections.

My brother’s a psychopath who plays his credit score like it’s a game so he has like ten cards and a 800+ score he’s proud of.

I make nearly three times as much as him and it took me forever to get an 800 so maybe he’s onto something but fuck that game.

Funny enough if you’re in Illinois there’s supposed to be a co-emerging this year. I was going to check it out but sadly they don’t overlap enough for it to be noticeably louder.

Chirp

Who tf wants to see profile pics

Just don’t let her fix you a drink

I say we give him like the deepest cum gutters possible.

It’s funny that they’d note Nixon as a mentionable guest when Nixon hated India more than the normal baseline amount of hatred at the time.

“The most sexless, nothing, these people. I mean, people say, what about the Black Africans? Well, you can see something, the vitality there, I mean they have a little animal like charm, but God, those Indians, ack, pathetic. Uch.”

Lol