Pope Francis, who remains hospitalized, has bilateral pneumonia, the Vatican said on Tuesday.
The term simply means pneumonia in both lungs, said Dr. James Musser, director of the center for infectious diseases at the Houston Methodist Research Institute. He added that, without examining a patient, he could not say anything specific about his condition.
Lol that quote. “I don’t know anything because I’m not involved, you asked me to comment on the story.”
I wonder if the next pope installed will be more conservative since that’s hot at the moment
I know a few Catholics in my family turned on the current pope at some point
Catholicism is modern Phariseeism, so no surprise there.
They were saying too that it appeared to be multiple strains of bacteria.
https://www.npr.org/2025/02/18/g-s1-49524/pope-francis-has-pneumonia-in-both-lungs-vatican-says
“polymicrobial infection”
This feels like one of those “fuck you in particular” moments from their deity.
Thoughts and prayers. It’s all part of god’s plan.
Gods plan
I guess this is what the Catholic god wants?
Sending bad vibes his way! Oh well at least he will get to see mother Theresa and Gandhi in hell soon.
Man, I hated figuring out the bilateral pneumonia of the pope in geometry class…