My brain was desperately trying to make the words fit to the song The Middle by Jimmy Eat World.

He accepted the consequences. We all heard it.

Idk probably. At this point it might be more about Erika.

its not plummeting fast enough! HATE HARDER COMRADES!!

I hope they keep it. Fascists don’t deserve fingers.

Hello, I am in this post & I don’t like it.

Sucker punch your representatives.

Like Weird-Al told me “Have my tray-table up, snd my seatback in the full upright position”

Yeah those are fine, I think in general I’m thinking of bump stocks or something. Basic maintenance & accessibility are cool with me.

I think that’s fine. I don’t think we should be able to mod guns.

I’m a die hard anti-gun liberal & I have 100% thought about getting a gun.

I’m so glad I’m flying to one of the nations busiest airports next week.

Speaker Johnson is a coward. Never seen such a spineless worm of a man in my life.

turns out the " domestic terrorist threat " was JD all along.

Here’s hoping. Kinda makes me wish he wasnt dying.

Damn, if the lyrics of missionary man are anything to go by, they murder diabetics for money.

"If I had a dollar bill for every sin that I’ve done I’d have a mountain of money piled up to my chin "

Real pissed my senator is being a dumbass.

Sounds like he is a frightened douche-canoe. Fuck that guy.

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Gaaah! those socks! Hideous!