sucks for them but if my dad/spouse got rich off exploiting and killing people like me then I don’t think I’d be sad that someone retaliated against them

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one time I laughed twice and my nuts fell right off

please report to your american embassy to claim your honorary citizenship

speaking of double peen, does anyone remember the “double dick dude” of reddit who turned out to be a fraud?

almost sent this to my friend who’s been super down lately but then decided against it because “that thing you’ve been wanting to do” might be offing himself

the left one would look sick with some shades

drinking and smoking for me. I ditched the booze early this year because it was worsening my health and mentality. unfortunately literally everyone I know is a heavy drinker and I live in a small town with nothing to do but go to the bar. it’s rough out here man. getting sober nuked my social life but at least I don’t have to deal with hangovers anymore.

🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩 gurl go ahead and marry him!!!

petition to ban posts that are just twitter/other website screenshots

yus

not a shitpost

missile gap

it ain’t much but it’s honest! egg blows away

I stopped talking to my grandparents not strictly because of their vote but because every single conversation turned into them screaming and ranting about the black/asian/mexican/etc menace, and saying anything in disagreement got you screamed at or sometimes threatened with violence. we could be pleasantly chatting about the wildlife in their backyard and then suddenly it’s all about how the ‘n----rs’ are ruining the country and we need to bring lynching back. these same people will loudly say they aren’t racist, somehow. they couldn’t even behave themselves in public and would talk like this at restaurants in full hearing of anyone around!

whining about whining. classic!

FISCAL RESPONSIBILITY!!!

pissing all by yourself, handsome?