Iron Lynx

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I’m so glad that in NL, the cheese industry is so massive that cheap cheese exists, and is at least half decent

You could say he murdered it.

Something tells me this is satire.

I’ve heard of tragedeigh names before, but this takes the cake.

Every sixty seconds, a woman in Britain gives birth. She. Must. Be. Exhausted.

If the item shows any black-body radiation in the wavelength range of visible light, i.e. it can be seen with the Mk. 1 Eyeball, it’s absolutely too hot too touch, let alone eat.

Not to forget that if it’s glowing red, it may be hot enough to set your head on fire the instant you stick it in your mouth. So do not eat anything that’s glowing red from black-body radiation

If it’s red from black-body radiation, you should be more than fine with regards to contaminants.

You should be more concerned with nutrition. Or the current complete lack thereof. After all, anything healthy has by that point gone up in smoke.

… What a terrible day to have eyes, I must say…

inb4 Peace was never an option 🔪

To be Devil’s Advocate:
Given that the rest written in Comic Sans, it may be an early elementary school exercise, aimed at teaching kids to do multiplications. In this case, it’s tolerable and/or defensible to find a simplification for pi.

That said, making pi equal to 3 would have been more accurate for that…

Hunby looks like he’ll offer you a sports car if you’re the last person to take your hand off it.

I hope you step into a tub of Legos.

I hope you stub your little toe twice today.

May you only roll Natural Ones for your initiative.

May every cat you try to pet run away in fear.

Hey, whatever your kink may be, it’s not my duty to care.

On another note, the right guy’s haircut looks straight outta Anime.

Yee-claw mate!

Trim the tip off that hat and this Gandalf looks straight outta a Western.

Alright, that’s cursed. Top tier shitpost.

You’re gonna care when bread goes past a fiver a loaf.

I hope you stub your little toe twice today.