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Todd Bonzalez@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

He remains at large

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He remains at large

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Todd Bonzalez@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • ThrowawaySobriquet@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Jesus Fucking Christ! Someone do something about that toddler!

    • lolrightythen@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      That’s what the toddler wants.

  • Eager Eagle@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    guns don’t kill people, toddlers do

    • Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world
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      Arm the other toddlers.

    • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      It takes a child to raze a village.

      • Eager Eagle@lemmy.world
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        1 year ago

        an attack child

  • 0ops@lemm.ee
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    He probably doesn’t remain that large, he is a toddler

  • slaacaa@lemmy.world
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    Not a very good accuracy, shooting ranges need to offer child discounts, so they could practice more

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    Every sixty seconds, a woman in Britain gives birth. She. Must. Be. Exhausted.

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      Why would she be exhausted when she has the machine that goes PING! After all it’s the doctors who do all the work since they’re the experts.

  • psycho_driver@lemmy.world
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    I look forward to his adolescence as a Fortune 500 CEO.

  • SPRUNT@lemmy.world
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    Jesus Christ! And I thought the Uvalde police were bad!

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    Why don’t Americans simply not have a larger toddler eat this trigger happy rugrat?

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    Article was published in 2017, and gun deaths among US kids has increased 50% since 2019.

    Original article: https://www.romper.com/p/a-toddler-has-shot-someone-every-week-for-the-last-2-years-straight-it-highlights-this-huge-problem-28266

    2023 update from a different gun research group: https://www.pewresearch.org/short-reads/2023/04/06/gun-deaths-among-us-kids-rose-50-percent-in-two-years/

    We live in hell.

    • Todd Bonzalez@lemm.eeOP
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      Somebody really needs to do something about this kid.

  • rickdg@lemmy.world
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    The solution for a toddler with a gun is an adult with a gun. Or something. Idk, I’m not american.

    • tacosplease@lemmy.world
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      You’ve got the spirit though

  • postmateDumbass@lemmy.world
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    They will grow out of it.

  • Donebrach@lemmy.world
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    Is this another edition of The Simpsons did it first?

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    Imagine what he’s going to be like when he hits his rebellious years.

    • Malfeasant@lemmy.world
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      Toddlers are plenty rebellious already, it’s just a different kind. Teenagers rebel against authority. Toddlers rebel against their own existence.

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    1 year ago

    Talk about the Terrible Twos!

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