Nah, maybe they have more children than normal couples and have a tendency to only mate with trolls

Woah woah, they know nothing about firearms, can’t you read their name?

Short for Salmonella

This means 7 999 999 997 people want to learn how to play the banjo!

I just have them on my floor and then hit the antigravity switch

Spin one of the doodads until the station you wish for is properly locked

I love this, but was it really necessary to make huge letters that cover most of Britain? I know England sucks, but Scotland was gravely affected too

Shoot the president

Left panels are regarding Black mirror, where the guy becomes famous by ranting about the system and threatning to kill himself if his life didn’t get meaning. Ended up becoming the meaningless entertainment himself in exchange for more money and better living

I mean, if people expect the bus to be late, they’ll get flabbergasted when it arrives on time for once

“I’ll give you one large Benjamin Franklin portrait, for a small Benjamin Franklin portrait and change”

Dutch be like “amateurs”

Oh God

That’s the fun thing about the Fediverse, and a market economy more generally and just having freedom in general: if you don’t like it, you can always walk out