

I’ve got a poop knife that might help
I’m the king. Of jalopies.
I’ve got a poop knife that might help
Porque no los dos?
For which he thankfully received the death penalty.
I can pull on it better than anyone. I’ve had experience. Can pump too.
All good. It can totally drive itself.
I figured it out. I bought a fancy $100 pillow that a certain hotel uses which is fucking bliss. Underneath that I have the flattest most useless “idea” of a pillow I’ve had for years. Combined it is the perfect amount of pillow. I can’t recommend enough purchasing a high quality pillow though, it’s a game changer for real.
If you do, use protection. That bussi has multiple people inside it every day.
It’s for when you’re choking. Compress the 2 pieces then insert in your mouth and let go. It will spring forward impacting the stuck food in your throat. If the piece that springs forward also gets stuck in your throat just grab another. Every household should have at least 2 of these, generally found in the bathroom where most people eat.
I wish I could 😭
It’s just cold out right now…
Shut up.
I have, in many states. The fries are always old and too salty even fresh they’re still not great. Burgers are meh at best and the chicken nuggets are only good directly out of the fryer. Their spicy chicken sandwich is alright I guess but overall it’s just not good. I put it up there with Sonic.
I can’t stand Wendy’s. It’s consistently bad every time I’ve eaten it.
That’s a shame. I’m a huge fan of his stuff. Especially twin peaks. World lost a weird one here.
How could you not believe a guy like that? He’s a down to earth people person just like us and telling it like it is! He’s out there grabbing life by the…horns, I think he said? And he’s obviously very bigly smart by surrounding himself with people like the richest guy on the planet. You can’t get that rich if you’re an idiot, otherwise we’d all be loaded! Can’t wait for those $10 dollar eggs. I’ll bet they even taste better, if only because I can only afford to eat them as often as steak.
You’re not wrong exactly lol. Love living here though.
There’s eggs in my stores in California. For $8 PER FUCKING DOZEN.
You’ll touch my dick and you’ll like it goddammit
I really do have one. My daughter poops softballs sometimes lol.