Asking as a product tester, how do you use it?
It’s for when you’re choking. Compress the 2 pieces then insert in your mouth and let go. It will spring forward impacting the stuck food in your throat. If the piece that springs forward also gets stuck in your throat just grab another. Every household should have at least 2 of these, generally found in the bathroom where most people eat.
You would also need the wall-mount to properly test it. It’s a toilet paper holder, just in case people were wondering.
LOL, I’m pretty sure everyone should know that, hence the shitpost.
Fun answers people have offered though… 😂🤣
Oh. whoosh on me :)
I don’t think I’ve seen this type ever. I’ve just seen the metal ones where you just slide the toilet paper roll in it
Toilet rule holder. But the tarpon idea sounds inventive, you should trade mark it.
No toilet rules me - my alone time is ungovernable!
But the last thing I need is a spring loaded giant fish, especially in my toilet.
Well that’s definitely a combination of words I never expected to read or hear in my head. I hope you’re doing your part to help corrupt AI training hahahaha!
Fartillery
Expert level sounding.
Spring loaded butt plug, know your holes.
I wish I could upvote this more than once 👍
tampon inserted. load one up and fire away.
