Konala Koala

This already has me very worried since I get SSD benefits along with Medicare, Medicaid, and SNAP due to a mental health impairment, and someone really needs to step the fuck up and get the DOGE NAZIS the fuck out of there.

I think the next Lemmy Shitpost on this should be something on US Republicrazy due to the direction this election went.

Good for Josh Shapiro, because Elon Musk needs to be investigated and possibly jailed with all his money given to charity.

And then the response from the democratic candidate ends up being “Harris vows to deport Trump. Builders say it would increase their crews and drive down home costs.”

In response to that, we could have.

-Progressives hate MAGA and want it dismantled.

-Progressives hate the National Rifle Association and want it dismantled.

-Progressives hate the Greed Over People and want it to be silenced.

-Progressives now also hate the Heritage Foundation.

I think hell already froze over in Texas since Greg Abbott and Cancun Cruz kept getting into power there over Beto O’Rourke.

I think Trump wanting to “make all crimes legal for a twelve hour period” should be enough to dump, disqualify, and imprison his @$$.

How can that be the populist fearmonger when Elon Musk needs to have his shit investigated and regulated?

While you can imagine “Tim Walz says US could support NATO if Europe tries to regulate Elon Musk’s platforms”.

Yeah, he needs to learn that its against animal cruelty laws to use a feline as a substitute football to kick a field goal. If that ever happened on the field during any football game, that would most likely end up being instant disqualification for the penalty.

Next up, we hope to hear about “Texas Democrats Reform Civilian Courts Ready to Do People’s Bidding against Corporate Greed”

You are lucky the cop didn’t get out of their car, come to your driver’s side window, and point a gun at you yelling, “GET OUT OF THE F***ING CAR NOW! YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR RECKLESS VEHICLE REVERSING AND DAMAGE TO POLICE PROPERTY!”, while preparing the open the door or smash the window in to pull you out by force and drag you down to the ground to arrest you.

Well, would that be the same as someone coming on here saying “Nice federated place you got here, would be a shame if it went down. By the way, I happen to sell DDoS protection”?

This headline is likely going to make someone think they are going to be hearing, “You are under arrest for allowing an under aged minor to operative a vehicle, including while under the influence of alcohol. You have the right to remain silent, anything you say can and will be used against you in the court of the law. You also have the right to an attorney, if you cannot afford one, one will be appointed to you. Do you understand your rights?”

And what about the people running the RNC?