Wait, how much did the 8 year old drink? ;)
lol, I know, it’s just a funny headline…
Most responsible Missouri resident.
Hey buddy, I’m from Missouri, and you are 100% correct!
Nobody is really from Missouri, it’s a made up state so Floridians feel better about themselves.
Wait, who drank too much?
This headline is likely going to make someone think they are going to be hearing, “You are under arrest for allowing an under aged minor to operative a vehicle, including while under the influence of alcohol. You have the right to remain silent, anything you say can and will be used against you in the court of the law. You also have the right to an attorney, if you cannot afford one, one will be appointed to you. Do you understand your rights?”
She must have crossed over one of the bridges from the Illinois side. They really need to put up roadblocks or something.
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Some guys can drink and drive, some guys can’t. What is drunk? Is drunk going all over the road?
What? It’s either over the limit or not. There’s no “skill” to alcohol’s impact on reaction time
Come on now, settle down there buddy!