“I also think my sister is hotter than me.”

Baseball, huh?

Especially on your chin.

I’m cultured. I say “C’esta vie.”

In this economy? Hell no!

I love sending shit like this to my friends without context just to ruin their good mood.

All that for just 40km of coastline access, so couple of filthy old dudes can get even richer.

Me when I lie

I can fix her.

So TIL that “rebuttal” ryhmes with “butthole”.

Ok English, come with me, were gonna go take a walk in the fields and look at the flowers.

OnlyFans did for porn, what Uber did for the Taxi industry.

McDronealds

The problem is that people up top don’t even have a concept understanding of ‘nothing to lose’ because they always had something. Money, family, opportunities, reputation, they don’t understand what it feels to truly have nothing but your body, and even then they want to take that away from you too. There’s a difference between dying alone from untreated, unmedicated cancer in your cold apartment or making your voice be heard and being throw into jail. What are court fees other than a drop in a overflowing bucket of medical dept for a terminally ill person? Terminal not by nature but by denial of proper care. The US really needs a constitutional amendment that protects basic human rights of Nourishment, Shelter, Warmth, Sleep, Health and Social Interaction from capitalistic exploitation.

SCENE 1

[A woman enters the room. She’s beautiful, but doesn’t know it.]

Not posting this was free.

from before time camera phones.

Let’s put 2 on the other side.

225 x 2

Now 2 wears 225 as a hat. Which means x is kinda funny.

God, I want to drop this thing from orbit on a populated city so much.

Edit: Just as a prank tho.

I like to have both. Self check out if I only have <10 items. But if I have a full cart I’d like to go to a cashier who has the scanning down to a T. I think this the best of both worlds.

Suddenly, somewhere people heard a distinct but faint “FUCK” echo through the valley, but they knew it was Angelina Jolie.