I fix stuff when it’s harder than buying a new one just because it’s rewarding. I guess the guy in the picture embodies that feeling but I don’t picture it that way, it’s just how I was brought up. Same reason I make meals instead of ordering doordash.

Apparently Hitler had a dog. So maybe reexamine your beliefs if you think dogs are good judges of character lol.

That reminds me to rewatch Danger 5.

“Your mission… yada yada, and as always; Kill Hitler!”

James you’re such a great actor it’s sad you’re such a fucking loser.

I hope there’s a Very Special Hell for religious nutjobs.

I wouldn’t exactly call it “bracing”, they’re always ready for expected nuisances, like the nightly burst of drunk drivers after bars close.

Finally a great use of the word “cancel”.

Dude if you want to divorce her just get another lawyer.

Wait what? Oh, for a second I thought he was going to remove Florida.

Executive Order #1: No American shall receive more than ONE SCOOP of ice cream at a time, EXCEPT the Chief Executive.

Whoever built this is just plain awesome, period.

Probably just a cut and paste error, still funny.

At my house we only got about 25 trick or treaters last night. It rained like hell, so I lavished candy on the kids stalwart enough to brave it. One kid’s costume and candy bag were so soaked my wife gave him an empty plastic bag to use. Tonight it’s bone dry out there. Fucking nature.

This is pretty funny. FIY a few years ago somebody did a thorough search and found no credible reports of razor blades in Halloween candy - like, ever. This was a popular myth when I was a kid. But apparently more recently there have been a few actual instances of this kind of thing and also poison. People… what a bunch of bastards.

I totally believe police sincerely think they can tell based on experience, but it’s false confidence.

Story time: One night on my way home I was pulled over for a broken taillight, which I truthfully told the officer I wasn’t aware of. After taking another look she gave me a warning but said, with a little lilt in her voice, “Lotta dust in there, looks like it’s been broken for a while… surprised you haven’t noticed it.” As if she “knew” I was lying, because cops have heard it all before.

I really wanted to unload on her that I was on my way home from working at my job and then taking my shift sitting in the hospital room keeping my 10-year-old daughter company until she fell asleep. She had been undergoing cancer treatments for the last 2 months. So excuse the hell outta me but there were a lot of things I’d missed lately. Like Thanksgiving. And Christmas. And apparently a broken taillight. I’ll get to it when I get to it but I can’t make any promises.

That smirky little accusing tone of voice still sticks with me after 20 years. So fuck your smug-ass attitude, Officer I Know What I Know, because no you sure as fucking hell didn’t.

He cites a Texas law banning “deceptive acts in the conduct of business”. To be fair, that is his backyard LOL.

Nah he’s just jealous that she has full permission from the Village People to use the YMCA song.

If an employer used the same leverage on employees I’m pretty sure you would agree with me that it would be wrong. But for some reason you feel differently about doing it as a customer. I don’t know how you can not see the fallacy in that.

I believe freedom means everybody gets to have their own opinion, even people I don’t agree with. We should buy things based on their qualities, not based on judging who makes them. Moral perfectionism is a self-serving delusion. But go ahead and polish your halo.

Some people will fuck anything lol