I am supportive of you being Canadian
Probably just a cut and paste error, still funny.
“What’s your gender?”
“Canadian.”
“No, who do you like?”
“Donuts.”
“No no, what’s in your pants?”
“Polite manners.”
A Simp, Got It.
Doughnuts**
My pronouns are Canadian/Eh
I called out a form and one of the options was for diet. The choices were:
Omnivore, Vegetarian, Vogon.
those scintillating, jeweled, scuttling crabs are good though.
I’m an American. I actually like America, for what it’s worth. Canada, however, has the superior anthem.
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Is this Windows95?
