It’s hard being your dad.

I have an Eevee costume…

I dunno man I’m higher than giraffe testicles.

You high bro?

Brando was kind of a piece of shit.

Shitty way of saying she is a lesbian.

Fucking anchor babies.

I find it hard to believe he would be involved in anything of questionable ethics.

Yay freedom!

I don’t believe in Christians

Who saved her puppy?

I suspect that front office manager may have fucked up. Seems like a big decision that should be sent out through the gm or marketing.

It’s not just healthcare.

I’m pretty sure they had sex with that.

Great now he can tax my weed!

Even a blind squirrel finds a nut occasionally.

How does he know what your mom wants ?

I want it inside me!

Is md your mom’s dick?

They won’t give me that shit but Garfield can? Fml