I thought the one at the very bottom said “Bacon” for a second, and got really excited.

This is outrageous and unacceptable. Who the heck wears a beanie indoors?!? Winter hats come off when you go inside, this is just basic human decency.

Please, how do I unsubscribe from this program/station/network/reality?

That’s a solid platform,! Where do I send campaign donations?

Bro, you need to work for the election campaign. This is far more motivating than professional ads I see elsewhere.

I hereby sure myself for publishing information about my location in my Instagram posts. Continued posting clearly shows a blatant disregard of my safety and feelings.